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National Knock Knock Joke Day

BOTC logoToday October 31, isn't just Halloween, it's also National Knock Knock Joke Day. Yes, there really is a day for that...
 
So in honor of the Day:
 
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yah
Yah who?
Settle down, cowboy!
 
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell. That’s why I knocked.
 
Knock knock
Who’s there
My fell
My fell who?
My fell who Americans lend me your ears
 
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I had no idea you could yodel!.
 
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yah
Yah who?
Sorry, I prefer Google.
 
And finally...
 
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shh
Shh who?
Fine I’ll go then!
 
Yes, I know, and don't worry, I'm keeping the day job...
 
$pend Wisely My Friends...
 
~ Mike

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